Self-Defense Keychains

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Many of us would not consider the keychain as a first line of defense. But consider this, what item would you never leave home without? Ok, your phone. I get it. What about the second item you would not leave home without? Your keys! The keys to your car, your home, the gym, the PO box or for whatever it is you lock. You always take your keys. It ruins your days when you leave your keys behind. And what keeps these all nice and organized? A keychain. So in terms of self defense, it makes sense to have a defensive weapon on your keychain.

These defensive weapons are small and can easily fit in your pockets, purse or handbags. These are mostly not intimidating, designed to be fashionable but effective, always ready to use at a moment’s notice.

When my daughter was still in college, I worried whenever she had to walk home from school late at night. It was an open campus and there was no way the campus police could patrol the whole place. Our solution was a pepper spray keychain. It was small, cute and unobtrusive. Matched her style. But more importantly, she had a defensive weapon on hand whenever she might need it. We were still nervous and asked her to call whenever she gets home. But knowing she had a defensive weapon on a keychain with her lightened that somewhat and helped us sleep just a little better.

There are other options for personal self defense. You can take martial art classes, join a gun club or, like someone I know, join the military. You can also take up running to buildup your speed. For the rest of us, we can always rely on our ever present keychain with the pepper spray attachment.

The Problem with Key Rings

Bulky Key Ring
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A person can be excused for getting so excited the first time they get their own key to put into a keychain. I was. Keychains are cool and you feel so responsible.

Overtime, the amount of keys one owns can become overwhelming, the key ring becomes bulky with keys. There is one, or two for the cars, the house, the mailbox, the office, your drawer and more.

When you stand up, your pants get pulled down to one side because of the weight, or your shoulders hurt from carrying your heavy shoulder bag. And you feel like a cow with bells around your neck as you walk. The keys jiggling and announcing to anyone within earshot of your approach.

And don’t forget those loyalty cards!

Soon you have a collection that weight 1/2 pound and more keys than you know what to do with. Worse, the set occupies your entire pocket or handbag. But why is this so?

It boils down to how a typical key ring works.

The key ring works by threading the ring through a hole in the key. This places the key at 90 degrees to the ring itself, creating a volume closer to a globe rather than a disk.

So what can you do?

Here are some suggestions.

  • Take an inventory of the keys you have and decide if you need these. You may find you only need a few. I went through mine and found that I only needed 3 keys. The house key, the mailbox key, and the safe. The others I carried, I no longer needed. I do not even remember what these were for.
  • Reduce the number of loyalty cards you have. These are light but take up plenty of space. You probably shop at one or two places. And most loyalty cards can now be installed on your phones and accessed through an app.
  • Use a key organizer. An organizer like the Keyport All-In-One , KeySmart or Gear Infusion can reduce the volume your collection of keys occupy. It accomplishes this by aligning the keys in the smallest volume possible. Side ways. And you can still attach a chain to some of these models.

It is difficult to beat the price of a simple key ring. That is why these are so widely used. If you are disciplined, then the answer is to split your keys among multiple key rings, and just bring what you need. But keep the rest organized sensibly using a Wall-mounted key holder. Or a bowl.